patkirch:

i bet autocorrect was invented in he’ll

gweebog:

gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

“He’s…like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And he’s wonderful.”

starxapple:

dammitjim-imadoctor:

I just… yeah. Everything about this.
(via)

nightmares

starxapple:

dammitjim-imadoctor:

I just… yeah. Everything about this.

(via)

nightmares

  • society: Everyone's beautiful.
  • society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
  • society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
  • society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
  • society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
  • society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
  • society: You had sex?! Slut!
  • society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
  • society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
  • society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
  • society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
  • society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
  • society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
  • society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
  • society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
  • -someone kills themself-
  • society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings

who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

makeafuckingscene:

sparklefever:

YES, I DID JUST DIE

oh my god. 

fuck


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kiwibutt:

aetropos:

….I tried to ALT + reblog this. »;;;

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foxtheman:

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS AND REACTION WHEN I WATCHED THIS TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Aang: Bumi, you're a mad genius.
  • Bumi: Dad, do you really have to say that EVERYTIME I have an idea?

tessaviolet:

Tidying Up Art by Ursus Wehrli

Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.

I love the pine needles.

flubb:

Welp. This is all I saw after Episode 5.

flubb:

Welp. This is all I saw after Episode 5.

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